I love Hillary Clinton no matter what they say!!!!!

5 Passengers, 4 Parachutes




An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but
only
4 parachutes.





The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
player.
The Lakers need me and I can't afford to die" . So he took the 1st
pack
and left the plane.





The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former U.S.
President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president, and I am
the
smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to
die. She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.





The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said, "I am a US Senator, the Democratic
Party needs me and my liver still has some good years left". So he
grabbed
the pack next to him and jumped.





The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year
old
schoolgirl. "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as
a
Christian I will sacrifice my l ife and let you have the last pa
rachute."





The girl said, "That's okay, there's a parachute left for you.
America's
smartest woman took my school bag.