Microwave Oven

Last night my sister decided to cook. We had one of those "express" meals that cook in 16 minutes.

I got home and my sister said, "this damn thing takes 65 minutes, not 16"

I took the box, read the directions and said, "no, it says here if you put it in the microwave oven, it cooks in 16 minutes"

My sister said, "but we don't have one of those"

She will soon be graduating from Mary Washington! I guess they don't teach common sense.